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Turkey, do you love me? Cos' I sure do love you. For Thanksgivin' I put you in my turkey baster. I poured chicken broth on you. And added some taters and gravy. Turkey, do you love me? Cos' I sure do love you. Put you in my oven, oven, oven. When you were done, my grandpa carved you. I said I really wanted to. But he said old people had to do it. SO I STUFFED MY FACE INSIDE YOUR HOLE. And ate all your stuffing. I fell asleep there. Cos' of that ooky gooky stuff inside you. Turkey, do you love me? Cos' I sure do love you. TURKEY ~turkeyplz (https://www.deviantart.com/turkeyplz)                                                                 you taste gewd.